Overheard at a choir rehearsal


Honey, what's that instrument that's smaller than the oboe?


The viola?


That's it!

While driving to "Cheer" practice:
I have this funny voice in my head. I think it's God. And they're asking me all different kinds of questions. And I'm answering them out loud. But there's one question I can't answer, because I don't know what the date is.
The Bean
On Explaining the Food Chain:
So, a scorpion might eat a human, but then that scorpion might get eaten by a... a... tuna fish.
The Bean

Marmite in my sandwich
Marmite on my toast
Marmite in the bedroom
Marmite to hide the feeling of crushing loneliness
Marmite in a stew!

Questioning The Bean's motives:
I don't think you need to take wrapping paper into the toilet, do you?

The Bean has been experimenting with telling fibs.

This morning she tried to convince me that she knows Katy Perry.

She still has a bit of learning to do.

El Nino is here!

But it is warm and sunny.

Wait, now I am cold.

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