Overheard at a choir rehearsal
Honey, what's that instrument that's smaller than the oboe?
Marmite in my sandwich
Marmite on my toast
Marmite in the bedroom
Marmite to hide the feeling of crushing loneliness
Marmite in a stew!
The Bean has been experimenting with telling fibs.
This morning she tried to convince me that she knows Katy Perry.
She still has a bit of learning to do.
El Nino is here!
But it is warm and sunny.
Wait, now I am cold.