Questioning The Bean's motives:
I don't think you need to take wrapping paper into the toilet, do you?

The Bean has been experimenting with telling fibs.

This morning she tried to convince me that she knows Katy Perry.

She still has a bit of learning to do.

El Nino is here!

But it is warm and sunny.

Wait, now I am cold.

LCD Clock made in HTML, CSS, and Javascript:


The Bean

Daddy, tell me a joke.


[Thinks for a moment] My dog has no nose. How does he smell? Terrible!

The Bean

[Laughing hysterically] I get it! We don't have a dog! That's funny!

Some time passes...

The Bean

My back yard is missing... because there's no house. We don't have a house! So, how can there be a back yard!

Attempting some Simon and Garfunkel:
Cecilia, you're breaking my heart, You're shaking my communists daily.
The Bean
On having two different soaps in the bathroom.:
I have two different kinds of soap to choose from. I love it!
The Bean
After 3 months, the "Pew! Pew!" map that I designed is launched at work.

The order of my thoughts in the parking lot:

  1. "Hey, someone else has the same car as me"
  2. "They even have mud up the side of their car like I do"
  3. "Wow, they chose a custom license plate as well, I wonder what it says?"
  4. "I know my car is around here somewhere"

It is my car.